Hey y’all.
I love spectacles, both ocular and situational.
I was conceived after a Stevie Wonder concert.
I believe repetitive noises annoy intelligent people.
YES: cheese, the radio, moments of clarity, sweating, electricity, laundry day, bar tricks, soft water, javelinas, that's what she said, cahoots, happenstance, semantics, thinking globally and acting locally, college football, the sociological study of popular culture, hidden tattoos, dinosaurs, beards, wit, whimsy, originality, great music, the number 4, food, the smell of libraries, gumption, sojourns, dips and sauces, boots, zeitgeist, crosswords, traveling, good people, reading and writing, dogs, dancing, mountains and beer.
NO: emery boards, entitlement complexes, knots, electric can openers, Captchas, street magicians, socks, post-nasal drip, native Floridians (for the most part), incorrect pen and marker storage, bigots, zealots and hypocrites, fighting for peace, aspartame, when people complain about where they live, math, improper grammar, the misuse of quotation marks and possessive apostrophes, copycats, vanity, daddy issues, the literal translation of fashion trends, rudeness in my face, budgets, bad drivers and egos.